Wouter...the whole truth

This is the full story of possibly one of the craziest men in history, and just remember, he works at an airport refuelling aeroplanes so be afraid.

He first started talking to Payten at the bar at which we watched the Australia v Holland match. Payten walked up to the bar to buy a round when a man engaged him in conversation. We all thought nothing of it, except that Payten took quite a long time getting the beers, no excuses. After the match this man then proceeded, unannounced mind you, to buy all 4 of us a round and ask us where we were from ect. We were first freaked out when he started describing the PPP, which really shouldn't be talked about on this website. He then made comments such as "What would it be like to fly a plane into concrete" and "If you want to sink half of Holland I can tell you how". By this stage we were all somewhat afraid but also amused at times by this man's crazy stories. What really scared us was after saying goodbye and leaving him in the bar, he somehow managed to catch us up at the bus stop at the airport. Just before our bus came we managed to shake him with our phone numbers still intact, despite his constant questioning on the subject. We did leave with his though and the looks between the four of us at that time were classic. Every eye simply said "this man may well never leave us unless we take his phone number".
From then on his legend grew from simple airport crazy to a man who may well be a major player in international crime. For this we will remember Wouter and also for the immortal phrase "Now you like my country" and the now common call "You've been Vootered".

I hope this does the man justice.

Nath

Nath